Also not an April Fools Joke

"Thomas Donohue" (tomonomics) 04/01/2020 at 11:46 • Filed to: None

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I just realized that t he President is giving out useful information!!!!

I wonder if he even knows that it says “Listen to them” and not “Watch my new 3-hour TV show. It’s called Dr. Trump: Ramblings of a Self-Proclaimed Miracle Worker and it’s on every day,.on all channels everywhere! ”

*If you live in Florida you may not want to listen to your state authorities.

Stay home, people.

functionoverfashion > Thomas Donohue 04/01/2020 at 12:07

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I loved the John Oliver rant that ended with him saying he was getting better advice from a TikTok hamster than the president. I think it’s his second CV rant. 

fintail > Thomas Donohue 04/01/2020 at 12:25

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It has aged well:

Thomas Donohue > fintail 04/01/2020 at 12:28

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The March 6 press conference (did I tell you my Uncle was Jonas Salk?) feels like it was four or five months ago. Holy Shit it wasn’t even four weeks ago.

AestheticsInMotion > fintail 04/01/2020 at 12:32

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Wow

fintail > Thomas Donohue 04/01/2020 at 12:38

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Cool connection, wow.

This is indeed a weird timeline - March was bizarre and April will probably be a shitshow.

Stef Schrader > functionoverfashion 04/01/2020 at 13:08

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Yup: Coronavirus II.

The hamster got back to him in Coronavirus III! Cute lil’ dude.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Thomas Donohue 04/01/2020 at 13:21

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Ash78, voting early and often > Thomas Donohue 04/01/2020 at 13:22

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He’s already trying to do that thing that companies do when they royally screw something up, but then try hard to fix it later so you’ll ultimately feel better about them than if nothing had happened at all.

This is a real thing in customer service. Not so much when people are sick and dying.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > fintail 04/01/2020 at 14:55

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“Anybody that needs a test gets a test”

Couldn’t not be a more blatant lie.

Thomas Donohue > fintail 04/01/2020 at 15:40

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lol....to be clear, I am not related to Dr. Salk.

I was joking about that March 6th interview when Trump comment about his ‘ super-genius’ uncle. Which somehow makes him Dr. Don.

You know, my uncle was a great person. He was at MIT. He taught at MIT for, I think, like a record number of years. He was a great super genius. Dr. John Trump.

fintail > Thomas Donohue 04/01/2020 at 15:47

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Zoom, right over my head :) and even on April 1

I forgot how 45 knows more than generals, too.